What's Up With Microwave and Oven? :O

Assalamualaikum, 
Peace Be Upon You,

 People of the Earth, 
ISS (International Space Station), 
and Mars! :)
#ehhh




Clearly I wrote in the description:


"No, this is neither a cooking site nor a recipe's blog"


Microwave And Oven
So, how did I found this very 'unique' yet confusing name at the same time ?
Well, perhaps one fine day, I will.
If and only if I have a will to share a recipe here. 
(read : mungkin)

Selain daripada menggunakan resepi-resepi rahsia 
Mama, Nenek & Mak Cik yang rata-rata mempunyai 
high-taste in foods or so-what-it-call-as 'Lidah Kelantan'
perbincangan bersama delegasi rakan-rakan dari 
sepelosok Malaysia, terutamanya dari Utara, Selatan, 
Pantai Timur, dan Pulau Borneo sana,
Syeikh Google dan Chef Youtube 
juga menjadi sumber utama dalam 
proses pembelajaran ini..

So..

Why bother to share the things that I've got from the internet too..?
He.. He.. He.. He.. =p


True story, Ya Akhi wal Ukhti:'(




So, let's get back to the MAIN point of this entry:






Why is it Microwave and Oven?



What is it Microwave and Oven?



When is it Microwave and Oven?



Where is it Microwave and Oven?



Who is it Microwave and Oven?



Which is it Microwave and Oven?



How is it Microwave and Oven?


Hrmmmmmmmmmmm..........




**DRUMROLL


Story Time: 

Once upon a time, there was a little (but fat) girl, name A.
Being someone who really obsessed with
Double Egg Sandwich from Dunkin Donuts
and someone who really appreciated
Science & Technology,
(LOL- Takda kena-mengena sebenarnya,)

At the age of 13,
She learnt how to make
Omelette / Scramble Eggs by using the Microwave!

When this story accidentally exposed,
all her classmates
laughed at her.

"How can you make eggs using the microwave?"
"Eeeeee..... Sedap ke?"
"A si Microwave Lady"
"Nanti dia kahwin hari-hari dia masak pakai Microwave,kesian Husband dia"

And the story became viral, up till their teachers know about this.
It's very humiliating,
poor A......=/
And paling lejen, they still mocking on A even years has passed..
Yes, up till now.

And zillion thanks to Physics Subject,
all her classmates would laugh at her whenever they learnt
negative impact of Microwave on humans.

God Bless you, Physics.

And until today,
A is still praying and hoping
that Apple Inc will invent a portable Microwave,
and they can call it as iMicrowave 
(Some weird things A said back in 2010 to dismiss the argument)
-___________-"


But, 
Things change.
A is currently strive hard
to have a good job,
So that she can run a business,
one fine day, insya Allah.

Hopefully a cafe / bakery.
With an urban and contemporary theme
mix up with Library and Laundry.

why?

Because
She is a freakin bibliophile who loves to bake.
She might ask from her landlord
to have an oven in her room next term, you know...
and to her,
the laundry smell is the best fragrant in the world.


So, yeah..
Her majestic cooking skills using a Microwave and
her current obsession on oven has lead to this blog's name; Microwave and Oven.
Dayyum.

..the end of #MicrowaveAndOven historical name..

The history To Be Continued on the next post.


Sekian,
Wabillahitaufiqwalhidayah Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh!



Cheers..!
A.Z.

xxXXxx


Sesi Ta'aruf Bersama Penulis. LOL

Assalamualaikum & Hello everyone.. :)

Thank You for spare your precious time to scroll on this blog..!
Cheers~



First of all,


I am a Female, 
Subhanallah.

A proud Muslim & still trying to be a better one ; everyday I live my life,  
Allahuakbar.

Blessed with awesome family, amazing friends & wonderful life, 
Alhamdulillah.

An undergraduate student majoring in Economics and Finance, 
Insya Allah.

Was diagnosed with OCD disease few months ago.
Strongly believe that;
 it is inherited by perfectionist parents and their previous generation,
Masya Allah.




(Congratulations! You just finish your 0.001% of Daily Dzikir.)
Good job people. Keep it up! xD



Secondly,

I AM A LAZY BLOGGER
Took a looooooooooooooooong time to decide whether to create this blog or not, (about 2 years) 
after lump of suggestions from my mommy naqibah and fellow friends. 
[mungkin juga kerana mereka sudah tidak tertahan lagi melihat rant aku di Facebook, Twitter & Instagram yang panjang berjela, mungkin. :'( ]
Procrastinator terhebat dunia. Proof : Successfully owned a blog, procrastinate for few months to write my first post.


Nevertheless,

Please excuse my Grammar & Language abused, I am not a Band 9 scorer in IELTS.
Please excuse my Sentences which might be very confusing sometimes.
Please excuse my Manglish (Malaysian English Slang) or in other word, "Bahasa Rojak".



How Rojak actually looks like:

Rojak Mee

Rojak Mamak

BUT THIS ONE IS MY PERSONAL FAVOARITE..!!!!!

Rojak Buah Mantap belas ihsan dari Google Image



Last but I hope not the least, 

(cuz maybe the next post will be written in the next few months :p)



Negativity is not welcome here.
No.X.No.X.No.X.No.X.No 

Well,
To be honest,
I don't get the idea of putting your diary, share your stories & thoughts to let the WHOLE WORLD read at first.
I meant, c'mon.
Why people bother to read them, anyway?
Why?
Whyyyyy??
Whyyyyyyyyyyy???

Maka, arakiannya.. terciptalah 

Myspace.

Fiendster.

Facebook.

Twitter.

Tumblr.

Instagram.

Bagi menjawab persoalan-persoalan yang menyesakkan dada ini.

It's good, to read what other people write, what they think, what they feel and so on. 
And I think the best part is just to scroll on the timeline. 
Silently read all of them...
Secretly Judging.
...Kannnn??...
:D
(Don't tell me you guys never do these things, tipu, dosa okay.)



Then I realized,
"Writing means sharing. It's part of the human condition to want to share things - thoughts, ideas, opinions" 
(Paulo Coelho).

And they say, 
I am so lucky to be here, in United Kingdom.
Yes,
Currently pursue for BA Economics in United Kingdom.
Alhamdulillah... :)

So they asked me,
Why not write up on blog about your experiences..!





Well, 
the perilous journey is never easy. 
Of being a student who just enter the phase of 'adulthood'
yang masih lagi sedang mencari & mencipta identiti diri, 
and above all, a Muslim.
You are 10, 539 km away from home (approximate distance).
From your Parents.
Your Family.
Setelah 20 tahun (bukan umur sebenar) 
hidup di dalam comfort zone,

Apa khabarkah Imanku? 
Sihatkah amal ibadahku?
Sakitkah pegangan agamaku?



I stay in a town where the locals are not really being used to/exposed 
with the Muslims.

Before we came,
there's only about 37 Malaysians studying here.
and there's not so many Muslims including students from the Middle East.
So yeah, life (being a Muslim particularly)
is a bit challenging if I could compare with the students in
Greater London, Manchester, Birmingham, Sheffield............
and,
the list 
goes on.. 
and on.. 
and on.......


But hey, 
as I wrote.
Negativity is not welcome here.
I have no intention to write all the 
bad things that happened.

"...When He intends a thing, is only that He says to it, "Be!" - and it will Be" 
(36:82)

It is about how strong your acceptance
and how you coop with the all the cruddy things
that happen in your life.
"...Verily, along with every hardship is relief..."
(94:5)






It hasn't been that long since I arrived here.
But there's a lot of things happened to me.
Which I am grateful for.
Which,
insya Allah I will share in the next-next-next-next posts..!


[WARNING : The date/time posted does not reflect the ACTUAL time the event happened]


Thank You.

Kind Regards,
A.Z.


Rant 1:
Poyo gila. mentang-mentang study overseas, tulis blog pun in English weh. Tulis melayu lahhh. Bahasa Lingua Franca.

Jawapan : To be honest, im not really good expressing my thoughts in BM. (walaupun grammar n structure ayat saya tunggang langgang). dan saya amat sukakan bahasa 'Manglish'. i feel like it's an art! :D biasanya kalau article buat bm (melainkan berkaitan dgn novel cinta) mesti akan lari sikit intonasi dan maksud serta intipati yang ingin cuba disampaikan... (maafkan saya jika saudara / saudari merasakan bahawa saya sudah lupa daratan, bahasa lingua franca, bahasa asal usul ibunda saya) :(




Rant 2:
Macam dia sorang je sambung study overseas. Bajet gila nak buat blog bagai.

Jawapan : Well, depends on your perceptions. first of all, congratulations for be the silent reader and secret judge on this blog..! yeayyyyyyyy.. you nailed it! :D

Your thoughts could never be changed even I explain it. 
If you think I'm being cocky or just to show off what Allah has granted me,
well...
It's up to you really :)
Your thoughts about others reflecting about who you really are..

Wallahualam...